@Commander_Appoمنذ 2 سنواتWait this isn’t even a parody like their other videos. This is just straight up true 495
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@caninehat6589منذ 2 سنواتI completely agree. We should put more resources into male razors that take off your ball hair 394
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@JohnnyWednesdayمنذ 2 سنواتI've heard of women but I've never seen one before. It saddens me that such a rare and beautiful creature isn't allowed to touch my shelf in the fridge. 281
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@asumazillaمنذ 2 سنواتWho knew there were so many women, is this true? 66
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@wassimboukhelkhal308منذ 2 سنواتUhm. You know Shit is fucked up when the onion is telling something true 75
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@math9172منذ 2 سنواتI know this is a recurring joke in the comments. But this time it's actually not satire anymore. Edit : I think the "joke" id="hidden3" class="buttons"> part of this video must be that they focused mainly on "minor" issues (but nonetheless relevant) that remain in developped countries instead of talking about some countries where women have basically no rights; despite the title being "the international state of women's rights" . That or the joke was that there was no joke this time, a way to throw us off since this is a satire channel. ....وسعت125
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@helojoeywala6622منذ 2 سنواتOnion is like wtf we gonna fake reality is bad enuf 11
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@johnnobody3078منذ 2 سنواتHas reality really gotten so bad that The Onion, America's Trusted News Leader™, has resorted to just telling us what is happening in the world? 11
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@Furrina89منذ 2 سنواتThe only I have ever gotten long shiny hair is when I'm using aloe face cream on it. For getting rid of acne and pores, I use an activated charcoal toothpaste 23
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@brunokopte1347منذ 2 سنواتSince the world is its own satire, the Onion had no choice but to become the straight man amidst the dark humor that is our age. The Bathroom Stall id="hidden5" class="buttons"> Prophecies foretold this, but we ignored it, in our materialist quest for clean paper at a filthy public toilet. ....وسعت12
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@kxmodeمنذ 2 سنواتGlad the old-school Onion voice-over guy is back! 2
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@sigbauer9782منذ 2 سنواتI thought this was a satire site? This short just provided more truth than anything cnnlol has broadcast in 30 years! 51
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@AlexanderRM1000منذ 2 سنواتThis has the vibes of an old style Onion production, really skilled use of limited budget making a short with a good voice actor but stock footage to feel like a news report. 8
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@lasagnasux4934منذ 2 سنواتIt would be perfectly fine if the product worked. 3
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@itsanoobdeadbody8172منذ 2 سنواتDAMN. The Onion just drops the parody here. 6
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@awesomezillaمنذ 2 سنواتY'all missing the joke that this is meant to be a completely useless thing in comparison to those actually struggling in the world lmao 6
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@jakedragon8753منذ 2 سنواتWhen did the onion move from comedy to real stuff? 2
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@AAAAAA-gf2czالعام الماضيi love how things that the onion says just become more real over time
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@seal8900العام الماضيPeople are missing the joke. The funny part is that the commentator is more angry about how the products don’t work than the objectification of women. 1
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@snowdrop9810منذ 2 سنوات3.5 billion??? Does that mean there are 4.5 billion men since The Day Of 8 Billion has passed? 2
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@aestevalis0منذ 2 سنواتHere, TheOnion, have a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry,. 1
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@holden3808منذ 2 سنواتLiterally not even a parody bro This is just true
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@isaackeigwinمنذ 2 سنواتI really love the subtlety of the joke under the truth of the content. Nothing but facts about women being objectified but the real problem is that the products just really don’t work that well
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@wetPizzaمنذ 2 سنواتthis is very based, is this still the onion? 8
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@oscarmadison275منذ 2 سنواتFor all those ineffective female face creams, I find that spermatosis on the face-siosis seems to have a regenerative & uplifting effect
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@ROLtheWolfمنذ 2 سنوات3.5 billion? All that potential rejection!
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@khazngrayمنذ 2 سنواتThe onion is like the South Park of news. 3
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@michaelh404منذ 2 سنواتWth I’m almost asleep and I had to keep checking to see if this is the onion or not because this is just true
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@calypsokiosko9067منذ 2 سنواتAnd then they do it to themselves and call it empowering. 3
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@commoncommentatingcommento8683منذ 2 سنواتWhen reality is so goofy that trying to parody it is the same as predicting it.
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@Thomas_Wintersمنذ 2 سنواتYour better off trying a bunch of home remedies and combining the stuff that works. Right now I’m using regular lotion and tea tree oil on after rubbing toner on an washing wish hot water. 3
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@captaintryhard5891منذ 2 سنواتThis sounds like a How Its Made but for mysogyny
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@paneteroمنذ 2 سنواتMaybe it's Maybelline! But probably not!
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@CewyahAltمنذ 2 سنواتHow oppressive are they allergic to the color blue too
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@juliesvendsen6393منذ 2 سنواتIt’s funny cause it’s true! But really it’s not so funny, but sadly it’s still true
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@taowroland8697منذ 2 سنواتIn a nutshell: way to numerous, and completely unearned.
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@SomeoneYouHateمنذ 2 سنواتI kinda want to know what did they post 2 videos before
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@FJTx100منذ 2 سنواتhey Onion, just in case nobody has told you to Phuque right off lately. 9
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@light6230منذ 2 سنواتMansplaining women's rights to shiny hair pfff
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@paulcooper8818منذ 2 سنواتPlease don't say they don't need makeup.
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@sparkleyunicorn3546منذ 2 سنواتTbh, as a non woman, I've never seen a commercial like this and gone "Oh WOW I'm getting this immediately for the girls I know" it definitely id="hidden10" class="buttons"> seems targeted at women, most men's commercials are also targeted at women. So where's the argument on this one? ....وسعت
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@Payitforward42منذ 2 سنواتI can produce a face mask for them. With better results. With an endless supply. 2
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@jacobnussbaum2309منذ 2 سنواتOk and? Isn't this supposed to be a parody account? This is just soap boxing about what we all know. Stop buying the products.
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@fluffydragon1525منذ 2 سنواتWhere’s the funny This was just an actual news story
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@nosknutمنذ 2 سنواتWhen this channel stop being satire? Unsubscribed after 4 years.
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@marcdiedrich4791منذ 2 سنواتMan, what happened to the Onion. Ain't got shit on Babylon 2
مقاطع الفيديو ذات الصلة على Onion Explains: The International State Of Women's Rights Pt. 1:
Edit : I think the "joke"
That or the joke was that there was no joke this time, a way to throw us off since this is a satire channel.
The Bathroom Stall
This is just true
This was just an actual news story