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Ruining World War II with Bad Translations

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I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of World War 2 and ran it through Google Translate using languages with the worst translation quality. Enjoy this adventure through WW2 darkest timeline. MUSIC: Axis Theme - Hearts of Iron IV March of the Black Boots - Company of Heroes (Songs of the Front) Rap - Wolfenstein 3D Communist America - Hearts of Iron IV America the Beautiful - Civilization V Slaughter - Battlefield 1942 Bombing Them - Hearts of Iron III Battleground - Medal of Honour Pacific Assault The Final Frontier - Hearts of Iron IV Main Theme - Red Orchestra 2 Heroes of Stalingrad Main Theme - Medal of Honour Allied Assault The Trial - Chrono Trigger subscription and thumb up thanks you

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تعليقات - 2583

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@starcerealقبل 10 أشهر "March 11th: British food"
Truly one of the most catastrophic events of WW2 10111
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@my_thyقبل 9 أشهر the fact that is HE is both a reaccuring character and has the most coherent storyline is hillarious 5567
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@82dorrinقبل 9 أشهر He did a lot during the war.
He was an absolute legend. 1361
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@JoaoVitor-dj1wlقبل 5 أشهر Stalin: "You can't defeat me"
Hitler: "I know but HE can!"
Proceeds to destroy the USSR 355
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@sunnex474قبل 9 أشهر I like how HE/HIM is just a random jacked British guy performing all these incredible feats 2870
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@Unknown-bw2coقبل 9 أشهر I now understand how people can die of laughing. "My Aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents" made my chest hurt 645
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@thomasawlقبل 10 أشهر I can’t believe they sent HIM into the war. ☹️ 11389
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@IWishIDidntExist2333قبل 9 أشهر As a european, from Europe, I am filled with gratitude when Shinzo Abe declared us independent. We will never fogor him 737
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@CsubAzUrmedveقبل 9 أشهر HE LORE
- The British and French governments sent him to Germany. Reasons unknown, possibly espionage or even punishment.
- Founded id="hidden1" class="buttons"> London in Belgium. We can presume he did that to spite the British government.
- Prevented Hitler from invading Britain all by himself. Hitler was their common enemy.
- Was in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France during the Christmas War. Some historians believe that the Christmas War was the reason He was sent to Germany.
- Led an army to Crete and established a kingdom there. Has a British uniform, probably to spite the British even more or he really liked the look of it.
- Summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire. This caused peace in Germany. If there are any parallels with our current timeline, he was probably successful, because the Soviet Union fell in 1991. He took his time that's for sure, if this is true. ....وسعت 462
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@robertl6363قبل 6 أشهر I just love how Rommel is going on his own little adventures. Like founding the EU and becoming a comrade. 74
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@aurenkleigeقبل 9 أشهر I like how Italy carried more weight in this fake WWII than they did in the real one.
"Bloody, pirates!" 829
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@PedroHenrique-ki7oeقبل 9 أشهر I love how Brazil just straight up said: "you know what? I'm ending diplomatical relationships with the most important countries " 116
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@jacobbruce2573قبل 10 أشهر The fact that who HE is never explained or elaborated upon makes this so much funnier 4308
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@EasilyPeasilyقبل 9 أشهر He was truly a hero, single handedly winning the Battle of Britain and attacking Crete 625
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@kevinredford6989قبل 9 أشهر Props to Shinzo Abe for inventing time travel so he could announce the indepence of Europe in 1939 164
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@Eagle-od1imقبل 9 أشهر I like to imagine the first person segments are written by the author writing down this timeline during his own experiences in the war, from losing his id="hidden2" class="buttons"> wife to the Soviets to travelling to Odessa (presumably to rescue her from the Soviets with that 50cent plane his auntie gave him) to grappling with the trauma of killing a person for the first time in the Ardennes ....وسعت 136
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@82dorrinقبل 9 أشهر "Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland. All Soviet forces were destroyed. Many of them armed."
Actually a pretty accurate summary of the Winter War. 901
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@user-never-existedقبل 9 أشهر From the moment HE appeared, I decided HE was my favourite character. Amazing plot line, absolutely SHREDDED in the gym from the sounds of it, and has id="hidden4" class="buttons"> the power to do things no other human can do.
The British must be so proud to have someone like HIM.
HE is an absolute warlord. HE is a kingdom founder. HE is an independent entity with the power to overthrow global superpowers. Best part is, HE is just off in Greece founding his own goddamn kingdom. I love this man.
Like look at this! () HE SUMMONED THE WHOLE ESTONIAN ARMH TO DESTROY THE SOVIETS!! ....وسعت 115
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@wilhelmhetrick8948قبل 10 أشهر This is literally just HOI 4 with historical AI turned off 2333
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@applememes5372قبل 9 أشهر
yes, the most tragic thing to happen duiring the WW2 124
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@roadent217قبل 9 أشهر Last week I went to the Hogwarts memorial in Vilnius. It was quite harrowing to see what horrors transpired back then in 1941. 237
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@-R-E-D-قبل 9 أشهر bro just changed his accent in 2 seconds 30
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@MorganDubzMusicقبل 9 أشهر I laughed for many moments, but as I am polish man myself, this quote definitely got me wheezing 149
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@Mingu_haoقبل 5 أشهر As a European citizen, I’m so thankful that Shinzo Abe declared us as independent 27
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@TastyRealقبل 10 أشهر I swear the stories of HE are so insane an entire novel could be written 2477
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@samueltm7508قبل 9 أشهر funny thing is, a siege lasting 22 years isn't that uncommon throughout history. the longest siege was 26 years long and the second longest was 21 years 104
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@ZAPPERZ_قبل 9 أشهر My grandfather served in HIS army. I am proud to be the grandson of a man, who served the Cretean Emperor 44
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@sakkra93قبل 9 أشهر
"The goal is to kill them all and get out of the door. But the blood started flowing, and the neighbour fell asleep." 56
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@isg4قبل 9 أشهر "Ribbentrop: To hell with it"
The most sane thing the translation said 65
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@szandorthe13thقبل 9 أشهر I absolutely lost it at the moment Japan declared war on itself. I spent most of the video up to that point snickering to myself, but that was the moment that broke me. 38
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@oilybat3269قبل 8 أشهر “The British and the French government sent HIM to Germany”
Oh shit it’s goin down 643
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@YourFriendlyOfficeAssistantقبل 9 أشهر I love how the "small ship" hit by radio attack is a King George V-class battleship, one of the largest allied ships of the war. 38
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@princeimrahil6557قبل 9 أشهر I love how the author breaks the 4th wall just to admit to his warcrimes 30
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@jakubkriz1293قبل 7 أشهر Man I just wanted to say thank you for your work. These were 20 funniest minutes of my life without break. This video is absolutely incredible and I appreciate id="hidden9" class="buttons"> that you gave it your time and energy. This video should be way more popular! Looking forward to see another amazing videos of yours!! Keep it up!!!!! ....وسعت 15
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@smaragdchaosقبل 9 أشهر I don't know who "he" is, but he is my favorite character in all of this. He just summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, id="hidden10" class="buttons"> I mean, how many people can claim to have done anything of this magnitude? ....وسعت 30
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@Grilled-Cheese-Obama-Sandwich.قبل 5 أشهر "Hitler summoned the whole country"
I CAST THE WHOLE COUNTRY! 7
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@plumpotato5642قبل 10 أشهر He might just be the most influential person in history. I mean, he single-handedly beat the Germans in the Battle of Britain, conquered Crete, and the with the Estonians destroyed the entirety of the USSR. 2729
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@nathanwaterser8218قبل 8 أشهر "Finland declared war on Finland, and the Soviet Union"
Finland hurt itself in confusion 8
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@TheSkiingDragonقبل 9 أشهر I love how it has a personality and sentience, it gives you advice, and tells you what it’s done, doing, and going to do 12
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@Undydamonقبل 9 أشهر Why does this feel like a diary of some guy during the war but like he only hears off everything that happens through word of mouth so everything comes id="hidden12" class="buttons"> out really wierd
Also, we need to know our narrator's relationship with He.
He had such a character arc, so many ups and downs, truly peak writing ....وسعت 20
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@BuckBlazikenقبل 8 أشهر He is an absolute legend. Truly the most remarkable man to have ever lived 14
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@acomment1798قبل 9 أشهر This is like an old war veteran with dementia trying to tell stories of the war while mixing up certain details, getting distracted by the tv, and being haunted by the war crimes he has committed. 2138
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@sirbumflufقبل 8 أشهر For some reason, the German Air Force immediately scrambling to conquer Scotland at the start of the war had me absolutely howling with laughter 15
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@neldert1397قبل 9 أشهر Alright, now I REALLY want to read the full doc after seeing this. Even if it makes no sense, visualizing it all out like this would be hilarious. 13
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@Hand-in-Shot_Productionsقبل 9 أشهر This is quite a weird edition of the war! Due to this video, googling the very phrase "eat salami and bravely declare war" (a sentence that didn't id="hidden14" class="buttons"> even exist until this video!) now brings up this video.
Thanks for making this! ....وسعت 12
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@atomicdancerقبل 9 أشهر I have been to Coventry, and I can definitely tell you that the magic of the night would be in full swing if the city centre was being destroyed. 9
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@codandmgsrockقبل 9 أشهر I wish we had access to the full doc, you can see there are some real gems that never get mentioned. Imagine what else we didn't see? 30
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@theblazingtomb1289قبل 10 أشهر People often underestimate how instrumental Shinzo Abe was in European independence. Honestly I’d argue it was impossible without his interference. 1821
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@frasermcaulay9108قبل 9 أشهر I like to belive that HE played for the German national team and he was so good both Brazil and Italy decided not to play so FIFA sent the teams they beat in the Quater final to both play against Germany and HE 14
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@ElDisableقبل 5 أشهر i love how He is doing whatever he feels like during the full war, occasionally summoning full armies to aid the allies. i like to imagine He without a id="hidden16" class="buttons"> face, as his legend goes beyond his human form and makes him just sound like a Deity personified. Long live He! ....وسعت 4
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@niklasholmlundfulقبل 9 أشهر As a swede I can totally get behind "Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland" 11
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@SplatLue19قبل 9 أشهر Okay this video beats all the previous ones, With it 3 times I thought my lungs were about to pop out of my mouth
because I was laughing so much id="hidden17" class="buttons"> hearing this reworked version, knowing what the truth is xD
Good videos, I'm curious to see what's next! ....وسعت 3
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@DestinyYlisseقبل 7 أشهر I came here from Mr. Terry History, I am not disappointed that I chose to subscribe! 2
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@crashmartin1525قبل 9 أشهر I like the idea of a mysterious supersoldier, Gigachad character who obviously was a British elite soldier but went rogue and established his own kingdom and ran around causing chaos in Europe 2448
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@Igzileeقبل 9 أشهر I want to know just how Google Translate managed to give us this masterpiece of a timeline 11
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@aaqil1603قبل 7 أشهر I was there during the battle of Kursk there were so many ships, there was so much tension in the air as we all waited for the other to make an move. And yes, there was an ancient temple. 5
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@DB-Gamesقبل 9 أشهر Can we just take a moment to appreciate these amazing graphics to go with this wildly incoherent plot 11
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@DreamOf944قبل 9 أشهر The on-point visualisation makes this truly outstanding 6
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@negry_قبل 9 أشهر HE was not the hero we asked, but HE was the hero we deserved. 885
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@democraticrepublicofsprout7263قبل 9 أشهر I love how despite the genaral chaos there are still certain timelines throughout the whole things 5
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@anthonyn.7379قبل 9 أشهر In an alternate universe, this is exactly how World War II went 8
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@mire4794قبل 9 أشهر How could Sabaton have not already made a song about the great war hero HE and his many brave actions? 11
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@kilgore.قبل 9 أشهر This is the most hilarious 20 consecutive minutes of video I've ever had the pleasure of viewing, couldn't stop laughing the entire time 8
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@azrelsakhi1141قبل 9 أشهر I love the fact that the entire reason of Winter War was just "Eat Salami and bravely declare war on Finland", it had me rolling 2294
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@mathguy37قبل 3 أشهر this is the funniest thing i've seen all year and will probably stay like that for a while
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@Comrade_foreverقبل 5 أشهر This is more accurate than the other version! Thanks for the very true story! 2
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@benganiskanalقبل 9 أشهر This might just be the funniest video of all time!!!
I litteraly had to stop every 5 seconds to not collapse from laughter 4
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@user-mc1sv7oc7yقبل 10 أشهر The Rommel that died in a traffic accident was Comrade Rommel, While the Rommel who was captured was Vizier Rommel 696
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@Trivial_Whimقبل 9 أشهر Mauritania was a ship. A British one that moved troops, so they got lost on a boat.
It can’t even be about the ship sinking because she went back to being a cruise liner until the mid sixties after the war. 5
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@NKVD1944قبل 9 أشهر Broooooo Comrade Rommel just f'ing killed me hahahaha
I just watched to the end and i realised that Rommel has his own arc in this, this is amazing! 1
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@VGLoungeقبل 9 أشهر "Nubian" Nubians (Nobiin: Nobī, Arabic: النوبيون) are a Nilo-Saharan ethnic group indigenous to the region which is now Northern Sudan and Southern Egypt. They originate from the early inhabitants of the central Nile valley, believed to be one of the earliest cradles of civilization. In the southern valley of Egypt, Nubians differ etc whatever ....وسعت 11
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@Paradox_Incognitoقبل 9 أشهر Theory: HE was the one writing this account, years after the war. This explains the random notes of "hello" and "I killed a man." 10
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@NCStatehuman123قبل 9 أشهر Never have I laughed so hard while watching YouTube
You, sir, have just earned another subscriber 2
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@crystalcat1002قبل 10 أشهر HE is one of the greatest men in human history. He saved Britain, founded his own kingdom in Greece, helped waken Britain's future enemy, the USSR, id="hidden24" class="buttons"> and continued to fight for Britain until the very end. Talk about an absolute unit. ....وسعت 875
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@anxiousseal556قبل 8 أشهر I gotta split this video and watch it in two days since I can't handle laughing my ass off to the point it cured my contispation for 20 minutes great job 2
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@MrScratchproofقبل 5 أشهر I laughed so much I cried. Thank you for this. 1
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@lmperio_Espanolقبل 5 أشهر Omg, the Red Orchestra 2 Soundtrack!. You gave me good memories
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@netiphonقبل 8 أشهر Lore of HE
He was sent to war
He did not want to fight
But He done tremendous fighting in the operation of Barbarossa3
He had a British uniform
He continue fighting
Complete rest ....وسعت 4
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@Water_156قبل 10 أشهر Time traveler kicks pebble
The chain reaction : 283
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@alaaaxpruski6559قبل 9 أشهر This is the funniest video I have seen in months, respect 1
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@TriphexCorporationقبل 5 أشهر Actually, that part about Wang Jingwei running a robot Empire is accurate! He was one of our company's earlier board members ;3 3
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@silviabatista184قبل 7 أشهر Best documentary ever on world war ll. Biggest revelation ever: the course of history was often decided by the intervention of " him." 1
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@utdshack48295قبل 9 أشهر "My wife was captured by the Soviet Army"
my breath left faster than italy switching sides 4
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@eighto1213قبل 5 أشهر My great grandpa lost his life during the christmas war.
My great grand uncle was kidnapped by italian pirates, he was a sailor. 2
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@satriadicky3732قبل 9 أشهر I love how HE was a single entity that doesn't represent any canonical WW2 faction. This man singlehandedly build his own empire amidst the chaos and id="hidden27" class="buttons"> managed to rally the Estonians to defeat USSR.
Mf is a chad warlord ....وسعت 674
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@lennaertvanmierlo2955قبل 4 أشهر This vid is way more funny than it has any right to be!
Bless Cher. 1
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@ChrispyBoiYTPقبل 9 أشهر I love how there was a World Cup in 1944 randomly with it just saying the semi finals 3
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@M1551NGN0قبل 9 أشهر They say "History always repeats itself." 6
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@cjanderic6181قبل 4 أشهر the fact that it could be any of our pillows…. 6
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@whitehawk4099قبل 10 أشهر You failed to note at that when the Germans had moved 150 miles to Moscow, their advance was equivalent to 62 feet. 2297
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@jamlokinutقبل 9 أشهر best laugh i had in some time, gigachad oscar nominated goated video 2
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@Deathly66قبل 6 أشهر so that’s what the black loads were for… 8
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@flyback_driverقبل 9 أشهر yeah, the first time I got RuneScape membership I was lost in Morytania as well. Died to some ghasts and sent back to Lumbridge. It's a common occurrence I believe it. ....وسعت 6
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@JonatasAdoMقبل 7 أشهر Vizir Rommel. Okay, that got me good. I lost it here, nice rendiition.
Vizir Rommel just became a comrade ROFL.
What's next, he'll id="hidden30" class="buttons"> become a chieftain?
This man Rommel is doing a lot!
Nevermind what I said, he is Ari now!!
PS: I just had that "it's war" sketch in my mind some time ago
Also, your translated wikipedia is becoming sentient. You're supoosed to not feed it history! ....وسعت 1